Franci: Man, there’s good eye candy here.

Justi: And they’re probably p. smart as well.

Franci: ‘Mirin their aesthetics AND academics?

Justi: You know it.

The humble beginnings of a Pervert Pie…

To the Christmas Special of 2010 - Santa Pie

THERE is one word floating around the tumblrverse that is receiving more likes, more reblogs, and more replies than any other: GARY.

Following the highly celebrated announcement of FleepantiesGARY, a reboot of the household tumblr, Fleepanties, the url suffix GARY has seen a massive spike in usage - often followed by a similiar leap in the amount of new followers.

Flee and Panties have since spent the last 24 hours fiercely hacking into the Tumblr URL database to unveil this list of recently registered domain names.

• lickingandtwirlingandGARY (possible relations: lickingGARYandtwirling or lickingandtwirlingGARY)
• stereotypicalteenageGARY
• hotafternoonswithGARY
• GARYSfragmentations
• mindmyGARY
• GARYquatch
  
• withlovefromGARY
  
• GARawwwrY
• GARYlicious
  

Initial reports have arisen claiming that this is all the work of a lone doppelganger and/or internet prankster.

Media and Communication experts have however, asserted that this could all be part of a viral marketing campaign by FleepantiesGARY in a desperate bid for Likes and the subsequent validation and nourishment they provide.

Yet others still believe this is the first indicator in the coming of GARY, a deitic figure prophecised to bring harmony and unity to the tumblrverse.

IN this reporter’s opinion, only time, and perhaps GARY, will tell.

TO commemorate how groddamn hot this summer has been, Fleepanties presents:

SOMBRERO Pie

Expect a new hat for every season (or whenever we feel like it, really)

It has been revealed that internationally renowned tumblr ‘Fleepanties’ will be undergoing major revisions, following the decision to recruit Gary as a third member.  He will join legendary duo Franci and Justi when they launch ‘Fleepantiesgary’ early in March.

Fleepanties appeared confident regarding Gary’s ability to cultivate their unique blend of hipsterity and humour, declaring, “We believe [Gary] will add a new dimension to Fleepanties…since his name is Gary, it would make it Fleepantiesgary.”  Justi added, “Despite the name change, rest assured we will be as desperate for Likes and followers as ever.”

When asked about the potential ramifications of changing this household name Gary stated, “I dun geddit.”

sazquatch-deactivated20110610 asked: I want you for B and C.
Speaking of C, there's still that password-protection nonsense. WHERE'S THE SCANDAL?

Maybe F too, but only if it's a SCATHING critique. Funny story though, my rural cousins didn't know what a hipster was. I enjoyed explaining.

RE: C - some things are just fraught with TOO much scandal and peril which is why BlackOps is password protected.  For the good of you all.  Also, Justi and I don’t want to lose our (facebook) friends.

Plus I am p sure Justi is incapable of being scathing towards his fellow hipster brethren.  Then again, he’d do anything for tumblr Likes, so

lickingandtwirling-deactivated2 asked: I'm following you because by this point it would just be awkward if I stopped.

Jokes, both of you are lovely :)
Except Justi. Seriously, it's evident in the fact that you go by the pseudonym of 'panties' ;)

I totally get what you mean.  Seriously, if I could go back in time I’d make a tumblr called “flee” instead and the world would be a better place.  But blunders gonna blund (YES THIS GAME IS STILL ALIVE).

JOKES, Justi.  The tumblr “flee” would suck.

*playing poker*

Justi:  Sometimes a small pair can take you a long way.

Peiting: That’s what she said.

#feminism

We love you all.

Justi, finish this message.

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SERIOUSLY, can you please post in our ASK box exactly WHY you are following us?

I don’t mean this in an antagonistic way (we live off of the e-validation of tumblr Likes), I just want to know what we are doing RIGHT so we can do it in an even sexier fashion.

JUST FOR YOU.

In writing this message, I have also come to the conclusion that multiple choice makes everything easier, SO:

What do YOU want from your FleePanties experience?

a) More posts about our favourite English teacher, Mr Rutherford!

b) More conversations between Flee and Panties!

c) More scandal and controversy! (Seriously guys, that is reserved for BlackOps)

d) More pictures (originals, photographs etc. - sorry, no boobs but maybe legs)

e) More reblogs! (Fuck off)

f) More critiques on hipster culture (I have personally done some DEEP undercover research on the subject)

g) More surveys! (Like this one!)

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Happy new year!!!